Off to Vegas:

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 11:49:12

Off to Vegas:

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're going to live on $800 a year!'

Rraaj.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 17:13:07

Oh, damn! The poor guy. Maybe his wife will learn a lesson, eh? And maybe the husband will be seeing more action than he does on TV.

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 01-Jan-2009 23:51:17

hahaha it took me a sec to get it.